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They [Democrats] have to have a villain to advance everything, because they cannot sell their ideas. They had to demonize me with false, fake, made up quotes. To protect their precious little —...

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Limbaugh, if that radio gig doesn’t work out…

…consider becoming a Justice of the Peace: I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that wa. I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my...

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Maybe he can teach at Beck U?

Noted Middle Eastern Scholar, and multi-cultural enthusiast, Junkie Limbaugh says that the Islamic world never gave us anything of value in math and science, which ought to excite people studying math...

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This exists

Yes, that is a new brand of bottled tea being promoted by Rush. “Two if by Tea” is not available in any stores, you have to order it from their website. “And there I am in all of my glory on every...

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Rush and the Unicorn

Junkie Limbaugh tells us with a sneer: “You know what the magic word, the only thing that matters in American sexual mores today is? One thing. You can do anything, the left will promote and understand...

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The Charm Offensive

One might wonder why it is that Prznint Stupid seems to be everywhere all at once, but the explanation is very simple: he’s trying to convince us that he’s hard at work “przninting” (as Chimpy...

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Pray for Rush Limbaugh

Pray for Junkie Limbaugh everything that mof-fo ever prayed for you, your families, your friends, your tribe. You see, the blowhard has advanced lung cancer, but with more money than Gawd he’ll get the...

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Axios Builds A Lifeboat

Leave it to Axios to save the Coup Klux Klan: Our new reality: Three Americas The United States, torn apart by insurrection and mass misinformation, is witnessing a political and social realignment...

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Today in History…

…Rushbo farted off into history, and the grease fire in Hell is still outta control. Only guessing, of course.

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On This Day In History

In 2021, Junkie Rushbo went to the grease fire in the great beyond, and has not been missed, not even for a few minutes.

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